Alright, lads, fancy kicking off 2026 with your kit off and a grin on your face?
If you’re like me – a regular bloke who’s discovered the sheer joy of ditching the duds and embracing the bare essentials – then you’re probably itching to know what’s on the naturist calendar this year. No more scrolling through dodgy forums or wondering if that beach meetup is legit.
We’ve got proper events lined up, courtesy of British Naturism and their ticket hub at nakedtickets.co.uk. Think of it as your one-stop shop for tickets to freedom, without the awkward small talk.Let’s start with the chilly ones, eh? January might be brass monkeys out there, but nothing warms you up like a naked fun run.
On New Year’s Day itself, January 1st, head to Liverpool Sun & Air for their Naked Fun Run & Brunch. Picture this: a brisk jog in the buff, followed by a hearty feed to shake off the hangover. It’s the perfect way to start the year feeling alive, not buried under layers of regret.
And if you’re up for a bit more adventure mid-month, there’s a Naturist Bar Evening in Macclesfield on January 17th – beers, banter, and no trousers required. Sounds like a proper lads’ night, minus the usual pub drama. But wait, the real gem in January?
The Bournemouth 2026 – Step Back In Time Weekend from January 23rd to 26th. This one’s a themed bash harking back to the good old days – think retro vibes, nude activities, and a chance to mingle with fellow naturists. Whether you’re a newbie worried about the winter willy-shrink or a seasoned pro, it’s all about fun without the fuss. Location’s spot on by the coast, and tickets are sorted through the usual channels. Why not make it your first group hang of the year? Trust me, once you’re in, you’ll wonder why you ever bothered with swim trunks.
Spring rolls in with some international flair to thaw you out. Fancy a spa break? The Amsterdam Spa Break runs from April 17th to 20th – pure relaxation in the nude, Dutch style. Saunas, dips, and zero judgments. Perfect if you’re thinking, “Blimey, am I ready for this?” Spoiler: You are.
Then, hot on its heels, the Gran Canaria Holiday from April 25th to May 2nd. Seven nights of sun-soaked nudity on those golden beaches. It’s like a lads’ holiday but without the beer guts hidden under shirts – embrace it, mate! Come summer, things heat up proper.
May brings the Members BH5K Naked Run – a 5K dash in the buff, date to be confirmed but slotted for the month. Then June might tease with Woodlandia – Naked in Nature, though details are still firming up.
July’s packed: The International Naturist Pétanque Tournament from July 3rd to 5th at Brocken Hurst, hosted by British Naturism and The Naturist Foundation. Boules in the birthday suit – what’s not to love? It’s competitive but chilled, no need to be a pro.
Right after, Nudefest 2026 at Thorney Lakes in Somerset, from July 8th to 12th (with early arrival on the 7th). This is the big one, lads – the UK’s biggest naturist festival with games, workshops, and endless mingling. Dad bod? Beer gut? Bring it on; this is where the average bloke shines.
Don’t forget the NKD – Naturist Youth Festival 2026, aimed at the younger crowd but open to all – dates TBC but expect summer vibes. And wrapping up the season, the EveryBody Festival from August 17th to 23rd. Inclusive, body-positive fun for everyone, no matter your shape or size.
Oh, and throughout the year, there’s a ton of regular swims and meets – like the Bristol Naked Swim every Tuesday evening, or the Sunday Swim in Glasgow. These are your bread-and-butter events to dip your toes (and the rest) in without committing to a full festival.So, what’s stopping you? Whether it’s your first time fretting about an accidental stiffy or you’re an old hand at this, 2026’s lineup is ace for building confidence and making mates. Head over to nakedtickets.co.uk or bn.org.uk to snag your spots before they’re gone – prices vary, but they’re fair for the freedom you get. New year, new you: bare it all, lads!