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Dad Bods, Beer Guts and Builder’s Bum: Why the Average Bloke Actually Has the Perfect Naturist Body

Today we’re talking about the greatest lie Instagram ever sold us: that you need a six-pack, bulging pecs and thighs that could crack walnuts to be allowed to get your kit off in public.Absolute bollocks.The truth? The average British bloke – dad bod, beer gut, builder’s bum, moobs that arrive five seconds before the rest of you – has the PERFECT naturist body. And here’s… Dad Bods, Beer Guts and Builder’s Bum: Why the Average Bloke Actually Has the Perfect Naturist Body

Straight or gay? still a nudist

Today we’re tackling the question that still floats around changing rooms, group chats and the odd awkward pub silence: why do some straight blokes get twitchy about being naked around gay guys? Let’s get the obvious out of the way first: the vast majority of the time, nothing happens. Nobody’s checking you out, nobody’s making a move, and the only thing pointing at you is… Straight or gay? still a nudist

from Backyard Nudity to Group Hangs

Let’s be honest, lads—most of us have stood in front of a mirror at some point and picked ourselves apart. Too much belly, not enough muscle, scars, stretch marks, grey hair creeping in, or just the nagging feeling that we don’t measure up to whatever impossible standard the internet is selling this week. For years I carried that weight (figuratively and sometimes literally) every time… from Backyard Nudity to Group Hangs